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Question: How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Well lets count them up
1 computer engineer to check the program at the power company for any glitches that may have caused the light to blow.
1 electrical engineer to check the wires for a reason why the light had blown
1 Chemical engineer to analyze the chemical makeup ot the bulb and the filament inside the bulb.
1 Design engineer to check the design of the light bulb and make sure the correct design was used.
1 Civil engineer to check for causes around the outside of the house as to why the light blew.
And last but not least a Domestic Engineer to actually tell the Sanatation Engineer to get up off his lazy butt and change the darn thing.
And how long did it take to get that bulb changed?
About as long as it took the Domestic Engineer to tell the Sanatation Engineer that certian favors would be witheld if he did not get up and do it now!!!!!!
Answers: How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Well lets count them up
1 computer engineer to check the program at the power company for any glitches that may have caused the light to blow.
1 electrical engineer to check the wires for a reason why the light had blown
1 Chemical engineer to analyze the chemical makeup ot the bulb and the filament inside the bulb.
1 Design engineer to check the design of the light bulb and make sure the correct design was used.
1 Civil engineer to check for causes around the outside of the house as to why the light blew.
And last but not least a Domestic Engineer to actually tell the Sanatation Engineer to get up off his lazy butt and change the darn thing.
And how long did it take to get that bulb changed?
About as long as it took the Domestic Engineer to tell the Sanatation Engineer that certian favors would be witheld if he did not get up and do it now!!!!!!
LOL!
You left off the nuclear engineer who has to slap the radioactive safety stickers on the light bulb, ... but all ends when the reliability engineer drop tested the bulb on the floor...
lol, you must be an engineer or related to one, is it true?