What do you think of this joke? *I didn't make it up*?!


Question: On a plane was an unamed American President, the Pope, and a schoolboy. The pilot suddenly had a heart attack and the plane started to nosedive.

The pope said "there's no way we can land this baby, we must jump." "But there's only two parachutes." said the school boy, pointing to the pile of bundles lying near the plane exit.

The unamed American president wasted no time in rushing over and grabbing a bundle and which upon he said " I am the most intelligent man in the world and the greatest President who has ever served my country. Therefore, it is my duty to not die." and he jumped.

The pope looked at the schoolboy and said "I have lived a good life here on earth, and I know God will take me into heaven when I die. I insist you take the last parachute."

"No need." said the boy. "The most intelligent man on earth has taken my school bag."


Answers: On a plane was an unamed American President, the Pope, and a schoolboy. The pilot suddenly had a heart attack and the plane started to nosedive.

The pope said "there's no way we can land this baby, we must jump." "But there's only two parachutes." said the school boy, pointing to the pile of bundles lying near the plane exit.

The unamed American president wasted no time in rushing over and grabbing a bundle and which upon he said " I am the most intelligent man in the world and the greatest President who has ever served my country. Therefore, it is my duty to not die." and he jumped.

The pope looked at the schoolboy and said "I have lived a good life here on earth, and I know God will take me into heaven when I die. I insist you take the last parachute."

"No need." said the boy. "The most intelligent man on earth has taken my school bag."

LOL!!!

Very good.

I thought that this joke was going into a different direction but I was pleasantly suprised.
Thanks.

That must have been BUSH good joke

2.5 stars out of 5....

lol I heard this one before, it's hillarious

ha ha ha

ahahahahahaha probably bush

SO FUNNY! I loved it!

God, you have got to be talking about Bush!!!

... WTF! i dont get it

haha cute!

hahahah yea i can picture bush doing that!!!!

Pretty good I liked it LOL

best Bush joke i have herd

that's hilarious

No NO No if it was really about Bush, he would try to land the plane himself, he after all knows everything. Or so he thinks!!! That was pretty darn good!

That's my Bush.

thas funny u get a star

Lol, that's a good one.

haha ive seen this before. an oldie but still a goodie



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