Saying the right thing at the right time: Priceless?!
Question: Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his
company's Party.
Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste
like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home
from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did
something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first
thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on
the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!! Jack then
sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black
eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written from his wife in red lipstick with little hearts and a kiss mark on it: Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.
Answers: Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his
company's Party.
Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste
like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home
from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did
something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first
thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on
the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!! Jack then
sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black
eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written from his wife in red lipstick with little hearts and a kiss mark on it: Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.
It is one of the best things I have read on Y/A.
It could be a joke or an advise to married man when they get drunk.
Gonna try to say that to my wife, the next time i get drunk. Hehehe
Thanks man.
Oh sure, like that's gonna happen..lol
Nothing to say but that joke is PRICELESS.
I like it, funny enough anywayzzz.
heard it but still funny
Very good joke. You get a star!! Thanks for the smile!!
Absolutely hilarious loved it have a star.
hahaha...how often would a man say that?
I don't get the end but cool beggining!
LOL
That would be Me!
????? i didnt read anything so i dont know what to say
AWWW!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the laugh..i needed it!!