How do you get a farmer's wife to marry you?!
Question: A tractor!
Answers: A tractor!
lol thats the funniest thing ive heard all day...and whats funnier is that people on here think your actually asking that question lol :)
Uh....
If she is alreay married surely she needs to get divorced firt. he he
saves me having to answer
but the real question is... why would you want to?
i dont get it...
hi toast don't burn your self.. ha ha
I don't know about a farmers wife because she is already married but..........I always fall for the cute redneck at tractor pulls. lol
Can't win me over with a tractor, hon, I want a couple of cows for my time and energy.
KILL THE FARMER FIRST THEN CHARM HER AND MARRY HER
CHEERS
Kill the farmer ?
I don't get it
attract her? why?
took me a whil to get it but it still sucked....sorry
Give him a beer
Yes, I like it
Some of the big ones have great pulling power!
HeHe He, at least we dont have to answer!
wow
ha ha?
Roll around in a bit of pig muck and cow pats....that should attract her.
Lol, good one!
Rightio then.
a little corny, but cute.
courtesy laugh, keep tryin lil fella
Treat her like a hoe
funny
Very good now you explained it,,,lol
She has to divorce the farmer first.
Both mother and daughter- now that's a party.
Toast.............Your a star........!!! xxx
:| ok
lmao