Is anyone heard this joke before?!
Question: A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks. "Where have you been?"
"I've been to the pub", slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "It looks like you've had quite a few."
"I did alright," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop,standing straight and folding his arms,"that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
Answers: A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks. "Where have you been?"
"I've been to the pub", slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "It looks like you've had quite a few."
"I did alright," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop,standing straight and folding his arms,"that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
hahahaha babe!! that was really funny. you should post more because you are really funny!! by the way...im in NC!
no i'm sorry.
but that's quite funny
no but its pretty funny, and a little mean :p
Pretty funny! 8/10!
nope..just heard it.
lmbo No but thanks for that one! You men all say something like that so we women get mad. But it was still pretty funny.
very funny
I'm not sure I've heard it. Is the cop male or female?
I would have said "Yea I know, that is when I had to start driving!