What every woman wants to hear?!
Question: A husband and wife are getting ready for bed.
The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
"You know love," she says. "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman.
My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my bum is hanging out a mile.
I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby.
Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
He thinks about it for a bit and then says, "Well......there's nothing wrong with your eyesight".
Answers: A husband and wife are getting ready for bed.
The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
"You know love," she says. "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman.
My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my bum is hanging out a mile.
I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby.
Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
He thinks about it for a bit and then says, "Well......there's nothing wrong with your eyesight".
funny lol my nana and grandad were in stiches when i read that out to them lol haha
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lol
Haha, that's really clever
Ha bloody ha
lmao thats funny!! thanx for makin me laugh today!!
Ahh heard this before but it never stops being funny haha
*laughs sarcastically*
LOL!!..........that is funny!! and sounds like something my husband would say.............as a joke of course.
lol lol
omg! thats mean lol
That's funny, I got a kick out of it.
Hahahahaha
wow that's just wonderful
Very Funny and true.
She should be thankful that she can still see.
lol thats funny
good way to start morning, thanx...
That poor lady, she may have had fine eyesight, but she had problems with her other senses. Actually, she was having problems with her flatulence. She went to see her doctor. She told him that she was having problems with uncontrollable gas, but fortunately, when she broke wind, it was silent and didn't smell bad, so it wasn't a social embarassment. Still, she was worried about her digestive health. The doctor said, here, take these pills. Oh, says she, will they fix the gas? No, replies the doc, they'll clear your sinuses. Then you'll be able to smell and hear again. Come back next week and we'll work on the gas.
Very good lol
lol...lol...lol...
Ha ha ha have a star,,,
He is definetely getting it after that smooth comment.
Hey, that hits too close to home. HAHAHAHAH!
LOL, nice
Every woman wants to hear that the only thing that can make her feel better is the love and company of her husband.
hahaha that's funny but mean
haha.cute!
ha ha! funny and i give you a star
haha wasn't expecting that. Very clever. lol