1 boy and his train set....very funny?!
Question: A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train-stop & her son saying,
"All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now!, 'cause this is the last stop!
And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your @rse in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house.
Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS.
When you come out you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train.
Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say,
"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you.
We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your journey was a pleasant one."
Answers: A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train-stop & her son saying,
"All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now!, 'cause this is the last stop!
And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your @rse in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house.
Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS.
When you come out you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train.
Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say,
"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you.
We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your journey was a pleasant one."
Ace, literally burst out laughing with that one.
Haha!!! that was funny.
luv it very funny!!
Excellent! hilarious!
Wooooooooooo, it was smooth as Olive Oyl.
Muahahaa....evil little child. Me likey! Keep it coming!
Very cool!
I love it!! :)
roflol
haha
thats really funny :D
amusing
thats brill hav a star made me laugh
lol hahahahahaha love it
heard it before but still love it
have a star anyway
Nice i love it when kids use profanity.
My Sister sent me this.. It so Funny... Flippin Hilarious..LOL
lol that was good
lol thats funny!!!
lol great!
Astr4u
Best joke of the day!!!
Ace v big lol.....
lmao very funny
H A R S H
i was crackin up
Lmao!
hahaha lmfao
Very funny thanks for sharing.
Funny! 100!