A nice clean joke!?!
Question: *NO OFFENSE TO AMERICANS.*
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I am not an American."
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian.
"Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."
Answers: *NO OFFENSE TO AMERICANS.*
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I am not an American."
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian.
"Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."
LOL OUT LOUD
hey no offense taken
this is the jokes section and we should all be able to laugh at ourselves right
Funny! 100!
oh thats just brillent where you hear it im gonna tell that to my history teachr and if he laughs you get a star
hahahahaHAHAHA!!! nice. STAR!
:) loved it.
that is a cute joke.
do u have any canadian ones, then?
Luckily my parents ain't moron, coz I'd be an American like Kirsten...
Omg. rotflol! that was a GOOD one! and it's TRUE! i live in america. god, it's so true! star!
Kinda funny but if both parents were morons then she would be a politician.
That was good i cracked up!
Star 4 u!
lol
hahahaha....funny!! starred!!
and i'm American!
HAHAHAHAH!