What parodies do you know on children's Nursery Rhymes?!
Question: Jack & Jill went up the hill,
Each with a buck & a quarter.
Jack came down with 50 cents,
Do you think they went for water?
Answers: Jack & Jill went up the hill,
Each with a buck & a quarter.
Jack came down with 50 cents,
Do you think they went for water?
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
And now it goes to school with her
Between 2 chunks of bread.
Jill is the one that came back with 50 cents.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast.
mary mary quite contrary
how does your garden grow
with cockle shells and angel bells
and one GD weed
little jack horner sat in the corner eating his sister mary
he stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum
and said where in the hell is your cherry
mary had a little lamb
right before the doctor fainted
little miss muffett
sat on her tuffett
eating her curds and swey
along came a spider a
and sat down beside her
and said whats in the bowl b--tch
Andrew "DICE" Clay did this one on little miss muffet...Little miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider and sat down besider and said "WHAT'S IN THE BOWL B**CH!" Or Little Boy Blew..."He needed the money!".Sorry but all the ones I know are nasty. Peace&Love be with you...~M~
Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone. When she bent over, rover took over and gave her a bone of his own.
jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
jack fell down and broke his crown
jill won a multi milliond dollar lawsuit and lived happily ever after
little miss muffett sat on a tuffett
eating her curds and whey
along came a spider and sat down beside her
and said what's in the bowl bi*ch
None that I can put here.......but I can probably rhyme off every dirty nursery rhyme by Andrew Dice Clay.............I thought he was hilarious when I was in my early 20's..... if you havn't heard any try to find a way Warning: some are a little nasty/vulgar
OK Hickory dickory dock... some chick was sucking my c*ck, the clock struck two, I lost my goo, and dumped the b*tch at the next block
Mary, Mary, quite contrary,trim that bush...it's too damn hairy