Adam needs a mate (Joke)?!
Question: Adam was sitting in the garden of Eden when he called out to God.
"What can I do for you, Adam?"
"God, I need a mate to love and keep me company."
"I can make you a woman. She will be loving, kind and beautiful. She will hang on your every word, and never talk back. She will care for you, and never ask anything in return. She will be humorous, intelligent, and wonderful in bed . . . but"
"But what oh Lord?"
"It will cost you and arm and a leg."
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"What can I get for a rib?"
Answers: Adam was sitting in the garden of Eden when he called out to God.
"What can I do for you, Adam?"
"God, I need a mate to love and keep me company."
"I can make you a woman. She will be loving, kind and beautiful. She will hang on your every word, and never talk back. She will care for you, and never ask anything in return. She will be humorous, intelligent, and wonderful in bed . . . but"
"But what oh Lord?"
"It will cost you and arm and a leg."
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"What can I get for a rib?"
lol, Good one. I'll give you a star!
pmsl lol
yay! Love that old joke, lol, thanks.
lmao
wow ive never heard this joke b4 even tho someone said it was old..pretty funny tho..it made me laugh! "if your not laughing your not living baby"
lol, nice one
hahahaha......funny!!
I'm not a Christian, so I don't get it. :/ I've heard of the whole arm, leg&rib thing... but oh well.
thats a good one
Funny! 100!
a golden oldie but still funny