I am bored, will someone please amuse me...??!
Question: please please please please tell me a story, sing me a song, tell me a joke. !!!!!!!!
Answers: please please please please tell me a story, sing me a song, tell me a joke. !!!!!!!!
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
I ate doggie poo when I was three years old. I thought it was a meat ball.
la la la la la la la la la. Sorry that is the best I can sing.
Once upon a time, there was a kitten.
Who liked to chase mice.
But one day, the mice rose up, to try to stop the kitten.
There was a huge and terrible battle, and the kitten captured all the mice.
But then a dog came along...
And rescued the mice!
And the dog and the mice lived happily ever after!
Hurrah!
Piece of **** car
I got a piece of **** car
That ****** pile of ****
Never gets me very far
My cars a big piece of ****
cause the shocks are ******* shot
And my seatbelts ******* broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(its a piece of ****)
I cant see through the windshield
cause its got a big ******* crack
And the interior smells real bad
cause my friend puked in the back
(its a piece of ****)
(piece of **** car)
Piece of **** car
(hes got a piece of **** car)
It sucks royal dick
(that ****** pile of ****)
100% crap
(never gets him very far)
Oh **** you car
Its got no cd player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(they can bite his *** too)
And I got no ****** brakes
Im always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear hey, watch it asshole
(you ****** piece of ****)
(piece of **** car)
I got piece of **** car
(he got a piece of **** car)
Diesel gas sucks my ***
(that ****** pile of ****)
That pile of metal ****
(never gets him very far)
Oh what the **** did I do
What the **** did I do
What the **** did I do
To get stuck with you
Youre too wide for drive-thru
And you smell like the shoe
But Im too broke to buy something new
Oh **** me
Well the engine likes to flood
The car always ****** stalls
And the seat cushions got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
(ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a ******* coat hanger
(what a pain in his ***)
And if a girlie sees my car
Theres no chance Ill ever bang her
(he never ever gets da pussy)
Hey shut up
(piece of **** car)
You piece of **** car
(you got a piece of **** car)
You piece of **** car
(piece of **** car)
Bald ****** tires
(you got a piece of **** car)
No rearview ******* mirror
(piece of **** car)
Seven different colors
(you got a piece of **** car)
******* rag for a gas cap
(piece of **** car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(you got a piece of **** car)
(piece of **** car)
(you got a piece of **** car)
(piece of **** car)
Oh the whole town thinks Im a loser
(you got a piece of **** car)
Cabby give me a push
(piece of **** car...)
lol this funny
i will tell you a story.
ONCE UPON A TIME...............
THE END!!!!
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What do you call a virgin afghan????
Never bin laid on
Yesterdays adventure:
After waking up at 6 in the morning i got ready for school as usual, but something was different....
As i was walking into my kitchen to get my breakfast i fell into a giant hole in the floor!! When i hit the bottom i was in a pitch black room and i could here a cracking noise. I felt along the walls and when i found the light switch i turned it on. To my surprise there was a purple monkey eating peanuts which explained to cracking noise. I walked out the big wooden door and it lead me to my grandparents house in Alaska and there was a otter smelling the bottom of a banana jar. This weirded me out so i took off running and when i stopped i was at the grand canyon and i starting talking to a squirrel dont ask how i did it because i don't know how i did. The squirrels name was Fred and he told me how to get home, I thanked the squirrel and went on my way.
If you really just read this it was totally a waste of 3 min. but hey you said you were bored and i was just trying to help
aardvark
Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant.
Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins -- a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor answers.
The new mother thinks, "Wow! That's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name Denise."
Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, "Denephew."