If you were to a parachute jump and the time to pull the rope it not open...?!
Question: what would be your first speech???
and what would be your last one?
Answers: what would be your first speech???
and what would be your last one?
My first thought would be, "Uh Oh."
Then I'd say, "Glad I didn't bother paying the rent."
--It's always best to look on the bright side.
Nothing, I would be dead of a heart attack
1- oh
2- s*it
heath ledger heath ledger
First: Oh
Last: Shi...
but srh_meng beat me to that.
First: Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...
Last: A funny thing happened on my way to the ground...
i be speechless since whatever i said will be no use. Or should i shout for help and hope an eagle passby
Strange that you put this in jokes & riddles...
F-f-f-f-f-f-f-u-u-u-u-u--c-c-c-c-k-k-k-k...
That is what I would be screaming the whole way down....or at least untill I pulled my emergency parachute
shiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiit i reckon. before cutting away my main chute and deploying my reserve. whew....
Oh, think that 'thank' would be the first and 'God' the last one.
I'd say: 'Thank You for everything, God'
Ci vediamo!
Well i would think oh dam!!!
Then pull the safety chute.
If that didnt work, try to find sumwhere that looks nice and padded on the ground.
1. 'if there is a second life, I'm going to get the bast*rd who packed this chute'
2. 'oUCH@!
ah well..........
"I'm king of the world". Then I would pull the reserve chute.
This was supposed to work.
When I get down I'll haunt them.
My reserve was still in the aircraft.
i'd just open my reserve. lol
...Let me try the reserve!
And for your information it's not called a 'rope'. It's called a hackey sack (a leather ball).
I thank you!
Oh snap......
I'd use the backup chute that I packed as standard procedure.
id probably just laugh! lol id be like oh your going to die! ah well nothing you can do! just laugh! =D
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Oh hell .Godbye cruel world.
EEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ooooo **** KERSPLAT
shiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttt PUM PAFT HARGGHHHHHH
You dies