JOKE; silvertongue's first joke?!
Question: paddy was sat at the bar waiting to be served, the barman said; "away with ya Paddy, you've had to much" Paddy said " ya probably right, I'm off 'ome"
as he steppedof his stool he fell flat on his face " what the foick " he is not far from the door so he decides that if he can get to the door and breath the fresh air he would be ok. So he pullshimself along the floor to the coat stand by the door, pulls himself up, grabs the door " ah the fresh air that bedda"but as he takes acouple of steps he falls flat on his face " bi jesus what the foick" fortunately he only lives a couple of strets from the pub and after standing up and falling over several times he eventually makes it too his drive " foick this" he says " I didn't realise I was this pissed" he crawls slowly up his drive, opens the door, grabs the banister, and hoists his way up the stairs. once at the top he cries "foick this bi jesus Ill neverdrink agan" eventually falling into bed he buggered he fall asleep.................
Answers: paddy was sat at the bar waiting to be served, the barman said; "away with ya Paddy, you've had to much" Paddy said " ya probably right, I'm off 'ome"
as he steppedof his stool he fell flat on his face " what the foick " he is not far from the door so he decides that if he can get to the door and breath the fresh air he would be ok. So he pullshimself along the floor to the coat stand by the door, pulls himself up, grabs the door " ah the fresh air that bedda"but as he takes acouple of steps he falls flat on his face " bi jesus what the foick" fortunately he only lives a couple of strets from the pub and after standing up and falling over several times he eventually makes it too his drive " foick this" he says " I didn't realise I was this pissed" he crawls slowly up his drive, opens the door, grabs the banister, and hoists his way up the stairs. once at the top he cries "foick this bi jesus Ill neverdrink agan" eventually falling into bed he buggered he fall asleep.................
Love it ST, we should be a team!
I love it . I'm crying. Oh my gosh. Fing funny. You can see it happening.
GB
Ha!, I heard this one, but it's better when you use the irish dialect. Good job!
It is not a joke and is a real life. People used to do something he don't understand which is life. There was a legend says; waken up is still sleeping during life.