So my irish jokes are crap????!
Question: Can you tell me some funny ones then????
Answers: Can you tell me some funny ones then????
My Irish friend Patrick went into business selling camouflage jackets, but he can't find them.
He won $1,000,000 in a competition. "What shall we do about the begging letters?" Asked his wife. Replied Patrick "We'll keep sending them!"
He bought a horse. His wife said "There's no room for that here. Where do you intend to keep it?"
"It can sleep in the bedroom with us." He answered. "What with us?" Retorted his wife. "What about the smell?" Says Patrick "He'll have to put up with it!"
He was running down the street with Murphy. He said "Murphy you can't half run fast." Replies Murphy "If I was on my own I could run even faster." Says Pat "Thank God I'm never with you when you're on your own!"
WHO IS IRISH UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SO NOT MEEEEEE4EEE LALALALALALALAALALALAALALAALALALAALALAAL... ASK URSELF
Pat and Mike were walking down the rr tracks, and pat says mike did you crap your pants mike says no. they went a little farther on, and a piece of crap fell out of mikes pant leg. pat says you told me you didn't crap your pants and mike says oh I thought you meant today.