The Less You Know, The More You Make?!
Question: "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.
As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time
Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion:
The less you know, the more you make.
Answers: "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.
As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time
Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion:
The less you know, the more you make.
Sweet.... Too bad im majoring in engineering.... :( haha
cool
coolio
This is even better than the proof I saw...proving...that girls are evil. Thanks!
I'll edit if anybody wants to see it, but I'm not sure I know it off the top of my head.
good logic.
interesting
No wonder I stay broke no matter how hard I work. I'm too smart for my own (financial) good.
That makes me happy sayin that I gots a D- in math...
Interesting! lol!
Sorry.
I found myself losing the will to live about halfway through.
wow i guess i will be making a lot of money with that F on my math test
and this over this equals.. i dont care =]
oh.
btw.
your smart =)