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Question: Is Your Daddy Home?
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers.

He dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered on the first ring, "Hello?"

Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?".

"Yes.", whispered the small voice.

May I talk with him?", the man asked.

To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?".

"Yes.", came the answer.

"May I talk with her?".

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child. "Is there any one there besides you?", the boss asked the child.

"Yes", whispered the child, "A policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?".

"No, he's busy.", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?", asked the boss.

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman.", came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?".

"A hello-copper.", answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?", asked the boss, now alarmed.

In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper!"

Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, "Why are they there?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle, "They're looking for me!"


Answers: Is Your Daddy Home?
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers.

He dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered on the first ring, "Hello?"

Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?".

"Yes.", whispered the small voice.

May I talk with him?", the man asked.

To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?".

"Yes.", came the answer.

"May I talk with her?".

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child. "Is there any one there besides you?", the boss asked the child.

"Yes", whispered the child, "A policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?".

"No, he's busy.", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?", asked the boss.

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman.", came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?".

"A hello-copper.", answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?", asked the boss, now alarmed.

In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper!"

Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, "Why are they there?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle, "They're looking for me!"

LOL, that was actually pretty funny.

Ha ! Ha ! I Think ?

still lmao, cheers.:0)

star

heard this 1 b4 but defo laughable something my little un would do lol .....

I don't get it. I feel so stupid but can someone please explain this one.

wait so the kid is playing hide and seek?

heard it already, so didnt' laugh that much, but still funny

now thats funny

Aww thats funny!

That was funny, that sounds like something i would've done when i was younger. I give you a star for a funny joke.

haha that was cute

Not funny in the slightest, I would say faintly amusing...

STUPID

cute, i like that.

I am sorry that its taken me so long to respond I have had to ring my rellys and tell them this It was so funny and must have been taken from real life my ribs are aching with laughing so hard ava star for the funniest thing on here tonight and possibly this week XXX

LMAO..
WOW

aww, that was funny and sort of cute too. :P

Great, I LOVE IT! 10/10

how is that funny u just said it was the child why would he be goin to jail and i get it but its messed up

LMFAO!!! best one Ive heard in a while, thanks!

~lex

Ha ha! that's a good un.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

That was funny!! LOL!!

Funny!

Haha, cute kid.

Ha ha
I did that once. I didn't want to take a bath so I hid under a pile of blankets in an unmade bed. My mom almost went crazy looking for me...
Boy was I sorry when they found me!

That's pretty funny if you ask me. Still Laughing! LOL!

oh my goodness....i would whip his little butt!!!!! lol

lmao how funny thankyou for that

thats cute:-)



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