A your mama joke?!


Question: ur mama is so fat that when she goes bungee jumping she take the whole bridge with her when she jumps off

what yours


Answers: ur mama is so fat that when she goes bungee jumping she take the whole bridge with her when she jumps off

what yours

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!
Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!
Yo momma so fat we're in her right now.
Yo momma so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says, Okay!
Yo momma so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!
Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma so fat she uses a parachute as a sock.
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo momma so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.Yo momma so fat to her, "light food," means under 4 Tons!
Yo momma like Domino's pizza -- Something for nothing.
Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
Yo momma so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so fat when she sit down we have to add another country to the map
Yo mama so ugly she grabbed for the remote and it jumped off the couch.
Yo mama's like a pirate, there she blows
Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday Wednesday and sometimes Friday.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pissed her pants.
Yo mama so fat her logo is we are family, burger king, mc donalds and me...
any time she passes by the t.v. i miss a season of friends.
Yo mama so ugly, yo daddy would rather kiss her *** before going work everyday.
Your moms so ugly the mailman thought she was the dog.
You mama so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a submarine.
Yo mama so fat her nickname is Lardo.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean spain claimed her for then new world.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy.
Yo mama so fat when she has someone wanting to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat jaba the hut said damn!!!!!
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hop scotch she jumps from north america to south.
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to he ll.
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Now the yo mama so stupid enjoy.
If my dog was as stupid as your mom he would walk backwards and wag his head.
Yo mama so stupid when I said it was chili outside she ran out with a bowl and a spoon.
Yo mama so stupid she puts make up on her head just to make up her mind.
yo mama so stupid she got locked in a super market and starved.
yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone.
yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
yo mama so stupid she called to ask what the number to 911 was.
mama so stupid she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Now a few of my yo mama so poor lines.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Now a few yo mama so old and ugly lines.
yo mama so old she sat next to Jesus in the 1st grade.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired.
yo mama so ugly she uses a line of makeup called why bother.
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
ugly she didn't get a costume for star wars.
yo mama so ugly they should move Halloween to her birthday.
yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
yo mama so ugly her mama fed her with a slingshot. you mama so dumb when she went to a pg 13 movie she went home and got 12 friends to go with her. you mama so ugly her mama put a steak on her back so that the dog would play with her. yo mama so fat it takes two trains and a bus to get on her good side. your mama so ugly when she walks into a strip joint people pay her to keep her cloths on. yo mama so stupid that when i said that it was chili outside she ran out with a bowl and a spoon. yo mama so stupid she thought she stole a free sample. yo mama so fat she made the bikini illegal in 49 states. yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say the bus is coming. yo mama so ugly when she looked out a window she got arrested for mooning. yo mama so ugly i heard your dad met her at a dog show. yo mama so ugly it takes 3 bags to cover her face. yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor hit her parents.

Almost all of my yo mama jokes give me the best answer

your mamma is so fat that when I told her to haul a**, she had to make two trips

Your mama is so cheap, when I rang the door bell, she stook out her head and said, ding-dong.

Your mama is so cheap, when I walked in the back door, I tripped over the back fence.


hahhahahahhahha

i know a black joke!
Please im not races though, i love black guys!

your mamas so black she had to wear white gloves to eat a tootsie roll in order to not bite her finger off!

your mamas so black she drinks water and pees out coffee!

lol, just some humor! NOT RACES K!

Your mama is so fat, when she jumps for joy she gets stuck.

Your mama's so dumb somebody said "it's chili outside" and she ran outside with a bowl and a spoon.

Your mama's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Your mama's so poor I saw her looking into a can. I asked what she was doing and she said "I'm moving in".

Your mama's so fat, she uses a ladel to wipe her butt.

or...

Your mama's so fat, she uses a ladder to wipe her butt.

Just take a few minutes to let the imagery sink in.

yo mama so big when she turn a full circle theres a welcome home party for her

ur mommas like a hockey player only changes her pads after three periods

your mommas so fat when she fell in love, she broke it.

your mommas so fat when she went bungee jumping,
she went straight to hell.

hella old i know.
ohwell:]

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