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Question: A Polish man is married to an English woman. They are known for their happy marriage, so a lawyer friend is surprised when the man comes into his office extremely agitated, demanding a divorce. He claims his wife is plotting to kill him. The lawyer demands to see some evidence for this accusation. The man rummages around in his briefcase and brings out a cosmetic bag, from which he takes a small bottle. 'Look here. She buy this bottle, she keep it in bathroom. Look what it say: "Poison: Polish remover!"
Answers: A Polish man is married to an English woman. They are known for their happy marriage, so a lawyer friend is surprised when the man comes into his office extremely agitated, demanding a divorce. He claims his wife is plotting to kill him. The lawyer demands to see some evidence for this accusation. The man rummages around in his briefcase and brings out a cosmetic bag, from which he takes a small bottle. 'Look here. She buy this bottle, she keep it in bathroom. Look what it say: "Poison: Polish remover!"
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Hahaha!! That's funny. ROFLOL!!
i liked it
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Cute. Not all that funny, but cute.
I liked that.
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WOW! Simply terrific! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO! Star for you Sweetie!!!
i love this....:)
funny...great joke...never heard it before so that is a plus
Funny! 100!