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Question: A Polish man is married to an English woman. They are known for their happy marriage, so a lawyer friend is surprised when the man comes into his office extremely agitated, demanding a divorce. He claims his wife is plotting to kill him. The lawyer demands to see some evidence for this accusation. The man rummages around in his briefcase and brings out a cosmetic bag, from which he takes a small bottle. 'Look here. She buy this bottle, she keep it in bathroom. Look what it say: "Poison: Polish remover!"


Answers: A Polish man is married to an English woman. They are known for their happy marriage, so a lawyer friend is surprised when the man comes into his office extremely agitated, demanding a divorce. He claims his wife is plotting to kill him. The lawyer demands to see some evidence for this accusation. The man rummages around in his briefcase and brings out a cosmetic bag, from which he takes a small bottle. 'Look here. She buy this bottle, she keep it in bathroom. Look what it say: "Poison: Polish remover!"

ROFL. @ school 2.

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i liked it

hahahahaha

nice 1 care to hear my joke? type in funny blonde joke(no offence blondies)

Cute. Not all that funny, but cute.

I liked that.

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haha well done i give u a star they kiss arss no offence but they are init

WOW! Simply terrific! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO! Star for you Sweetie!!!

i love this....:)

funny...great joke...never heard it before so that is a plus

Funny! 100!



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