What Makes 100%?!
Question: What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L -S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S -I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+ 9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,
It's the Bullshit and *** Kissing
That will take you to the top.
Answers: What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L -S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S -I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+ 9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,
It's the Bullshit and *** Kissing
That will take you to the top.
This being the case, B-O-S-S -H-U-M-P-I-N-G has to be the way forward (143%)
Gud One.. and so true
So true, and very funny.
Lmao.****
Hah! Good one!
lol sooooo funny
LOL…yeah I think this is true, A**kissing and Bullsh*ting will get you far in the business world.
I completly agree with that, and also gave me an great laugh, well done :)
errr.. nice manipulating things...
Brilliant! I totally agree!
nice one,that cheered me up abit
very good
fine....
you got that right!
Good Good :)
Lmao
lol out loud
that is so true
Very good thanks for sharing.
LMAO
Niceee!
Bullshit and *** kissing play a big role in the work force
very good!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
That`s one of the best postings I have seen in months,,BIG LOL
m+o+t+h+e+r + m+i+l+k 13+15+20+8+5+18+13+9+12+11=124
save life &help to grow
wow very clever very funny hahahahaha ...(true....? )
Wow thats loltastic and amazing!
very funny
Funny! 100!