Kids just don't respect their elders enough do they? (joke)?!
Question: A young boy and his grandfather went fishing one afternoon, after a couple of hours of fishing, the grandfather opened a can of beer, the grandson noticed and asked, "Grandpa, can I have a sip of your beer?" His grandfather looked at him and said, "Grandson, Is your penis long enough to touch your butt?" The grandson replied, "No!"
"Then you're not old enough.", said the grandfather.
A couple of more hours went by, and the grandfather lit a cigarette. Again the grandson noticed and asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigarette"? The grandfather replied, "Is your penis long enough to touch your butthole?" Again the grandson replied, "No!"
"Well you're not big enough to smoke yet.", said the grandfather.
Answers: A young boy and his grandfather went fishing one afternoon, after a couple of hours of fishing, the grandfather opened a can of beer, the grandson noticed and asked, "Grandpa, can I have a sip of your beer?" His grandfather looked at him and said, "Grandson, Is your penis long enough to touch your butt?" The grandson replied, "No!"
"Then you're not old enough.", said the grandfather.
A couple of more hours went by, and the grandfather lit a cigarette. Again the grandson noticed and asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigarette"? The grandfather replied, "Is your penis long enough to touch your butthole?" Again the grandson replied, "No!"
"Well you're not big enough to smoke yet.", said the grandfather.
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha sucks 4 da grandpa!
hahaha. wow thats a good joke for a monday afternoon. ahha omgggg i cant stop laughing. =]