Do you think he'll jump again? (joke)?!
Question: Two guys were in a bar watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge that was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the Jim.
"Bet you $10 he won't," replied Bob. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first his money.
"I can't take your money," said Jim. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news."
"No, no. Take it," said Bob. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"
Answers: Two guys were in a bar watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge that was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the Jim.
"Bet you $10 he won't," replied Bob. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first his money.
"I can't take your money," said Jim. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news."
"No, no. Take it," said Bob. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"
That was funny i loved it im a blond but i like that you changed it thank you
that was so funny!! wouldhave been funnier as a blonde joke though!! or two drunks!! but beside the point,, i loved it!! lol
lol funny
That would be funny if it was two drunks
Thanks for the laugh
Funny! 100!
that was funniii!!!