I challenge you all to write your own joke...?!
Question: Best one gets best answer, but no cheating.
Answers: Best one gets best answer, but no cheating.
A Joke:
feel free 2 laugh.
Yo momma's butt is so big... everytime she bends over, everyone around her gets hooked on crack!
yo momma so fat, they found bacon bits in her blood
yo momma so fat, whenever she gave birth to you they STILL trying to find Waldo! (get it? where's waldo? got lost in her fat?)
yo momma so stupid a guy asked her for crack so she pulled her pants down, turned around and said 'here'
Well earlier today i was asked wats the difference between a pc and a girl and i said the pc only breaks down twice a day. i know its stupid but i was kinda proud of myself. i also made up that a blonds invention is dilutable water.
What did the blonde buy from the hardware store?
A solar powered torch!
Maybe not the best joke but ok..... A blonde got a job as a fighter jet pilot. Everything was fine until she got up in the air. Another jet was right behind her. A voice comes over the speaker" Fighter jet at 8 o'clock!" The blonde replied back " Ok what do I do until then?"
One day a clam went into a store. He filled his cart with various items and proceeded to the cashier. He gave the cashier his money. The cashier, with a stern look on her face, says, "This isn't real money." "Yes it is," replied the duck. The cashier said, "Wait, aren't you a clam?"
wow thats stupid i stink at writing jokes