What did you learn in college? (joke)?!
Question: Three men were standing side-by-side using the urinal.
The first man finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands ... clear up to his elbows ... He used about 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented: "I graduated from Harvard and they taught us to be clean."
The second man finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented: "I graduated from the University of California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."
The third man zipped up and as he was walking out the door he had a smirk on his face and said: "I don't know about you guys, but where I went to college, they taught us not to piss on our hands."
Answers: Three men were standing side-by-side using the urinal.
The first man finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands ... clear up to his elbows ... He used about 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented: "I graduated from Harvard and they taught us to be clean."
The second man finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented: "I graduated from the University of California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."
The third man zipped up and as he was walking out the door he had a smirk on his face and said: "I don't know about you guys, but where I went to college, they taught us not to piss on our hands."
my father saw me pissing and doing so crying
whats wrong he asked
i wish i could hold it in two hands like my brother
well it looks like your doing it now
yes i said but i'm pissing on 8 fingers
ROTFL.. Gud One
Ha Ha, good one.
WOW........
Not a hygienic one but, Funny!
When ever u touch Ur member, u should wash Ur hand thoroughly.:D
Thats funny. kinda gross though i hope i don't shake his hand
LMAO! thats funny!!!!
Funny! 100!
lol thats hilariousssss