Flight Attendant?!


Question: THE G@Y FLIGHT ATTENDANT
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks,in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, *****


Answers: THE G@Y FLIGHT ATTENDANT
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks,in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, *****

i F&*kin love that!!

that is really good lol

haha.. did that actually happen!!!
reminds me of one of my mates, i can imagine him saying that!

i love that good on ya mate =]]]

lmao lol thats so good

That's actually pretty old. I saw it on a comedy show on TV. I think it was on Last Comic Standing.

priceless:))))

star

Hahaha love it dear..

hahahahaha

I'm obviously the only daft person here, can'get it....

LOL That was a good one.

I loved it

Nice !!!

lmao how good was that

Very good thanks for sharing.



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