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Question: A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to
hire herself out as a "Handywoman" and started canvassing
a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked
the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,"
he said, "How much will you charge me?"
The blonde quickly responded, "How about £50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything
she would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her
husband, "Does she realise that our porch goes all the
way around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to
believe all those 'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting
by e-mail lately."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to
Collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the husband asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint leftover, so
I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the £50
and handed it to her.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch,
it's a Ferrari".


Answers: A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to
hire herself out as a "Handywoman" and started canvassing
a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked
the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,"
he said, "How much will you charge me?"
The blonde quickly responded, "How about £50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything
she would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her
husband, "Does she realise that our porch goes all the
way around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to
believe all those 'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting
by e-mail lately."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to
Collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the husband asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint leftover, so
I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the £50
and handed it to her.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch,
it's a Ferrari".

Awesome.... Just make u laugh and laugh

HAHA!

omg ha ha ha hilerious :) it made me giggle

thats a good one, poor ferrari lol

ha ha lol roflmao i like it

Funny! 100!

hahahahahaha!!
i would surely choke her if it was my ferrari! lol
here's a star for yah!

A smile for me and a star for you.

It was hilarious....And it proves that blondes r really dumb....

LOL! Good one.

Ha ha ha thats a cracker. That 'll teach that old coot not to take advantage of dumb blondes!!!



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