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Question: A couple was going out for the evening to celebrate the wife's birthday. While they were getting ready, the husband put the cat out.
The taxi arrived, and as the couple walked out of their home, the cat shot back into the house.
Not wanting their cat to have free run of the house while they were out, the husband went back upstairs to chase the cat out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explained to the taxi driver, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband got into the car, and said, "Sorry I took so long" he says, "Stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"
Answers: A couple was going out for the evening to celebrate the wife's birthday. While they were getting ready, the husband put the cat out.
The taxi arrived, and as the couple walked out of their home, the cat shot back into the house.
Not wanting their cat to have free run of the house while they were out, the husband went back upstairs to chase the cat out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explained to the taxi driver, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband got into the car, and said, "Sorry I took so long" he says, "Stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"
omg lol omg lol rofl lmao thank you so much that is so funny
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haha! thats awesome! i love it! if i knew how to star it i would
lol thats a great joke thx for making me laugh i really like it pls post more ok bye!
funny (:
you shoud have added that the husband says he put the 'mother' outide in the backyard until they come back. so that she wouldn't pee in the house.
silly.
great
lol ok i admit that funny lol
hahahahahaha!
and it would be even funner if the wife replied, "om my god, did you almost kill her?!??" lol
here's a star for yah!
lol that was funny
Ha ha.. just like my mother...
:)
That was funny I love old ppl jokes and cat jokes and this had both so star for you!
LOL!