A Rabbi, a Priest, and a....Do Jews have these kinds of jokes?!
Question: There are all sorts of jokes like this, and all the ones I have heard end up with the priest winning...Do Jews have jokes like this? Seriously...curious...
Answers: There are all sorts of jokes like this, and all the ones I have heard end up with the priest winning...Do Jews have jokes like this? Seriously...curious...
yes
hmmm...i've heard one where the rabbi wins.
A priest asks him if it was hard to resist ham. the rabbi admitted that once he was weak and ate a ham sandwich and even though it was tasty he felt really bad about it.
then the rabbi asks the priest if it's hard to never have sex with a woman. the priest says yes but admits once in a moment of weakness he made love to a woman.
after a bit of an awkward silence, the rabbi grins and says, beats the hell out of a ham sandwich doesn't it!
Yes they do
lol idk
yeah, i saw on Jay Leno a week or so ago, there were 3 pastors of different religions telling that type of joke as a contest, one of them was a Rabbi.