What do think of this????!
Question: Its an email i got yesterday
I think its hilarious
how bout you
Imagine if all major retailers started making their
> own condoms and kept the same tagline............
>
>
> >>Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
>
> >>Tesco Condoms - every little helps
>
> >>Nike Condoms - Just do it.
>
> >>Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
>
> >>Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have
> silk.
>
> >>KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.
>
> >>Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your
> hands.
>
> >>Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
>
> >>Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated
> enough.
>
> >>Halifax Condoms - Always Giving You Extra
>
> >>Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
>
> >>Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
>
> >>Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop
>
> >>Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
>
> >>Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide"
>
> >>Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's
> the pain.
>
> >>Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
>
> >>Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
>
> >>Renault condoms - size really does matter!
>
> >>Flash condoms - just sit back, relax and let flash do
> all the hard
> work
>
> >>Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!
>
> >>Heineken condoms - reaches parts that others just
> cannot reach
>
> >>Carlsberg condoms - probably the best in the world
>
> >>Mars condoms - pleasure you can't measure
>
> >>AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
>
> >>Pepperami condoms - its a bit of an animal
>
> >>Polo condoms - the one with the hole!!! (VERY poor
> seller!!!)
>
> >>L'oreal condoms - because your worth it!
>
> >>Mr muscle condoms - love the jobs you hate!
Answers: Its an email i got yesterday
I think its hilarious
how bout you
Imagine if all major retailers started making their
> own condoms and kept the same tagline............
>
>
> >>Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
>
> >>Tesco Condoms - every little helps
>
> >>Nike Condoms - Just do it.
>
> >>Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
>
> >>Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have
> silk.
>
> >>KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.
>
> >>Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your
> hands.
>
> >>Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
>
> >>Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated
> enough.
>
> >>Halifax Condoms - Always Giving You Extra
>
> >>Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
>
> >>Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
>
> >>Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop
>
> >>Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
>
> >>Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide"
>
> >>Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's
> the pain.
>
> >>Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
>
> >>Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
>
> >>Renault condoms - size really does matter!
>
> >>Flash condoms - just sit back, relax and let flash do
> all the hard
> work
>
> >>Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!
>
> >>Heineken condoms - reaches parts that others just
> cannot reach
>
> >>Carlsberg condoms - probably the best in the world
>
> >>Mars condoms - pleasure you can't measure
>
> >>AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
>
> >>Pepperami condoms - its a bit of an animal
>
> >>Polo condoms - the one with the hole!!! (VERY poor
> seller!!!)
>
> >>L'oreal condoms - because your worth it!
>
> >>Mr muscle condoms - love the jobs you hate!
LMAO
for a longer ride go wide HA HA
brilliant...who thinks em up eh...
HAHAHA!!!lolololol. thats really really good.
good one, funny
Ha ha. Think I'll have the Peugeot one's. lol
lol nice one made me giggle
pmsl brilliant!
l love it!!
flash condoms
power to get the job done
loves the jobs you hate
yes it is funny but the reason why they all refer back to condoms is because the majority of them are actually referring to sex itself
Well thats put a real big smile on my face! And its just cheered me up alot! thnx x x :)
FOR THOSE WHO ARE GENDER CONFUSED THERES HOVIS CONDOMS "BEST OF BOTH"
Cute! :)
hilarious!!!!
if u get any more like these post them on here!
Very good
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thats brill, what a selection!
Speaking of condoms......two honeymooning ducks are in a hotel, as they are about to make love, the drake says " we dont have any condoms, Il call room service", so he calls and asks for condoms to be sent up. The receptionost says " fine sir would you like me to put them on your bill?" Drake replies 2 No are you stupid, Il f***n suffocate!"
HA! star!
good enjoyed that ,,,,,,,,,, more
im crying ive got tears falling from my eyes thanks loved it lol