Can you share any type of joke that you read in the past?!


Question: i am getting bored please share some kinds of jokes that you read in the past which can make me laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Answers: i am getting bored please share some kinds of jokes that you read in the past which can make me laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This one is really funny

George bush was on his final visit toEngland as a president of United States. He got down of the Air force one and then at the airport he was welcomed by Queen the Elizabeth. Bush and Queen both got on the luxurious coach driven by the horse towards the Buckhingham palace. On the way, one of the horses farted as loudly as ever and the whole couch started to stink. Then in a little embarassement the queen said to Mr Bush. "I am sorry Mr. President, There are some things that even a queen cannot control." Then calmly and trying to be in a royal manner, Bush turned to the queen and said "It's absolutely fine my Majesty. By the way I had thought it was one of the horses"

Then after an hour they reached the palace. Then the queen and the president both were on chairs talking to each other. Then coldly Bush said, "Queen how is it that you are ever a ruler and still popular in your country and even worldwide. Look at me, its not even 10 years, and obviously the Americans but also the whole world hates me."
Then the queen told him that it was because she was always surrounded by wise men around her. Then Bush asked her to show how. Then Queen picked up the phone and called Tony Blair "Mt Prime Minister, Your father has a child and your mother has a child, but it is not your brother and not even your sister. Who is it? " Then Blair replied "It's me yout Majesty."
Bush was impressed. Then he returned to White house and called for his Vice president. Bush "Mr vice president, Your father has a child and your mother has a child, but it is not your brother and not even your sister. Who is it? " The V.P was speechless for nearly an hour and he was still thinking. He said he would answer him the next day. That night mr V.P went up to his son and said "Roger, Your father has a child and your mother has a child, but it is not your brother and not even your sister. Who is it? " Then his son said "It's me." Next day, delighted the VP went to the president and said "Mr president I got the answer. Its ROGER." Then Bush became mad and started shouting at him "NO YOU DAMN IDIOT!!!! IT'S DAMN FU**ING TONY BLAIR"

Intro:
The two kids sad on the tree"100x"
Chrus:
falling down
Hehehehehehehhe!!!!!

There was a blonde on a plane and she overheard some people saying how dumb blondes were and everything. so she went up to them and started saying that she knew every capital of every state. They didn't believe and they said, "Ok then, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" She replied, "W."

A masked man walks into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter and shouts, "Open the safe!"

"But this is not a real bank" the woman replies "it's a sperm bank."

"Open the safe or I'll shoot!" the man shouts.

The woman, now terrified, opens the safe.

"Now take one of the bottles and drink it", he says. "But sir, these are sperm samples!" the woman replies.

"Just drink it or I'll shoot!"

The woman opens the bottle and drinks the lot.

"Now take another bottle and drink it"

"But sir, I just drank one"

"Drink another one or I will shoot you"

The woman has no alternative and drinks a second bottle. When she has emptied it the man now takes off his mask and the woman is surprised to see the robber is her husband.

"Now you see, honey", he says, "it isn't so difficult now is it!"

There were 100 blondes and 1 brunette in a plane with no bottom(they had to hang on to the rails at the top of the plane)
The pilot said we have too many people in the plane 1 person needs to jump down or else the plane will crash. The brunnette said ill do it. The blondes started clapping for her courageousness and they all fell and the pilot and the brunette lived hapily ever after

This will rot more than your teeth

The hospital's consulting dietitian was giving a lecture to several community nurses from the Southampton area of Hampshire.

'The rubbish we put into our stomachs and consume should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is terrible. Fizzy drinks attack your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous because of fertilizers and pesticides and none of us realizes the long-term damage being done by the rotten bacteria in our drinking water. However, there is one food that is incredibly dangerous and we all have, or will, eat it at some time in our lives.

Now, is anyone here able to tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'
A 65-year-old nursing sister sitting in the front row stood up and said, 'Wedding cake.



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