THE SAW Part 5?!
Question: A man arrives home one evening and found his wife in bed with another man. The husband grabbed the offending man by his pecker and dragged him to the garage. After putting his private parts into a vice and removing the key so it couldn't be loosened he walked over to the bench and took a saw off the hanger.
The naked offender said, "My god you are not going to cut it off?"
The husband replied, "Oh no sir, this is for you. I am going to set fire to the garage and leave. What you do next is your decision.
Answers: A man arrives home one evening and found his wife in bed with another man. The husband grabbed the offending man by his pecker and dragged him to the garage. After putting his private parts into a vice and removing the key so it couldn't be loosened he walked over to the bench and took a saw off the hanger.
The naked offender said, "My god you are not going to cut it off?"
The husband replied, "Oh no sir, this is for you. I am going to set fire to the garage and leave. What you do next is your decision.
well. if it wasnt too tight, i suppose he could slowly wiggle out
but then he might be dead
OR
he could saw them off. but then might burn to death , or he makes it out alive and maybe bleds to death
or if his privates are smushed by the vice, then sawing it off wuld be wise...
or he could rip out of it... ouch.
but it would be like ripping a bandaid off. lol.
not realy but still...
or you know,
he could just burn to death