Russian jokes :)?!


Question: - How do you know there is a russian spy device in your room?
- The number of cupboards in the room has suddenly increased. :)

- Why didn't the russian microchip production break into the market?
- Because it couldn't fit through the door.

An american spy is sent to Russia to gather intel, he is highly trained in russian etiquette. He lives with his mate in a house.
But one day....

- My friend, Igor, I have a feeling you're an american spy.
- Why do you say such a thing, I'm a true russian!
- Prove it for me!
Igor agrees, and drinks a bottle of russian vodka, and stands still like nothing happened.

- Ahh, my friend you're truly a true russian, I apologize for having doubt.

But the next week:
- My friend, Igor, I have a feeling you're an american spy.
- Why do you say such? I've proven myself already!
- You have to play me some russian music, if you want me to believe!


Answers: - How do you know there is a russian spy device in your room?
- The number of cupboards in the room has suddenly increased. :)

- Why didn't the russian microchip production break into the market?
- Because it couldn't fit through the door.

An american spy is sent to Russia to gather intel, he is highly trained in russian etiquette. He lives with his mate in a house.
But one day....

- My friend, Igor, I have a feeling you're an american spy.
- Why do you say such a thing, I'm a true russian!
- Prove it for me!
Igor agrees, and drinks a bottle of russian vodka, and stands still like nothing happened.

- Ahh, my friend you're truly a true russian, I apologize for having doubt.

But the next week:
- My friend, Igor, I have a feeling you're an american spy.
- Why do you say such? I've proven myself already!
- You have to play me some russian music, if you want me to believe!

hahahaha! that last one!
finally he cops on! hahaha!

lmaooo! good one!

hahahah

One day a girl decided to buy some crotchless panties to surprise her boyfriend. She went and bought them, got home, put them on and waited. When the boyfriend got home there she was spread eagle on the bed with only her panties and bra on. "Come over here baby." she says smiling. The boyfriend backs off, "If your pussy can do that to your panties - I ain't going any where near it!"



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One day this girl was talking to her friend and she said to her, "My boyfriend bought me flowers for Valentines day this year so I guess I have to put my legs in the air for him.", and her friend replied, "Why? Don't you have a vase?"

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haha very good. thanks for sharing. lol



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