Post breakup JOKES?!


Question: There were two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and were both virgins and enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast.

They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together. As time went on, the guy would call the girl but she was never home and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return any letters. Even when he e-mailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls and letters and e-mails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So what she did was this:

She took a polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone." Well needless to say, this guy was heartbroken, but even more so, he was pissed. So what he did next was awesome:

He wrote on the back of the photo the following: "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and then mailed the picture to her parents.


Answers: There were two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and were both virgins and enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast.

They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together. As time went on, the guy would call the girl but she was never home and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return any letters. Even when he e-mailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls and letters and e-mails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So what she did was this:

She took a polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone." Well needless to say, this guy was heartbroken, but even more so, he was pissed. So what he did next was awesome:

He wrote on the back of the photo the following: "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and then mailed the picture to her parents.

Lol.
That was really funny.
My friend just went through a very tough break up, you don't mind if i send this to her would you?

that was good- things will get better- good luck

That is awsome!

haha..that's a good one!

that was so awesome!lol. keep posting more please! can't wait to see more. thanks for this one

i love that!! great!!!!!

It's a jealous broken heart!?

lol!

Nice one.

:D

That a good deal "Wow"

woww!!
lol

Great one; wonder what the holiday vacation was like following that one. Being heartless dosnet pay and be carefull how you repay someone...

OMG!!! that was freakin' hilARious!

Finally a joke on here I can LAUGH at!

you'd get 3 trillion stars but I can only give you one:)

lol, that's a good one!

That`s a good one i have to copy that one to show all of my friend`s.
P.S. I also gave you a star for giving me a good joke
and i hope every thing work`s out good for you.

will u email me cuz i dont get it... i know i think im rly blonde deep in my ?...

rotfl.



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