Old one but funny to me!?!


Question: A man and his wife are about to go to bed and decide to have sex.. The wife goes to use the restroom right quick while the husband is sitting on the edge of the bed putting on a condom and their 6 yo son walks in on him and asks what he's doing. The man, not wanting to ruin the innocense of his baby boy replies "Shhhhh......i'm trying to catch a mouse!" The 6 yo boy replies in a whisper "What are you gonna do f*** him?"


Answers: A man and his wife are about to go to bed and decide to have sex.. The wife goes to use the restroom right quick while the husband is sitting on the edge of the bed putting on a condom and their 6 yo son walks in on him and asks what he's doing. The man, not wanting to ruin the innocense of his baby boy replies "Shhhhh......i'm trying to catch a mouse!" The 6 yo boy replies in a whisper "What are you gonna do f*** him?"

HAHAHAH IF I HAD A 1000STARS I WOULD GIVE THEM TO YOU!!!!!OMG!!!! THAT WAS GREAT!!!!

ha ha, pretty good

HAHAHAHAHAHA

LOL silly six yr old

lol...sooo did not expect that one

i think it is funny not only to you but most people.

here in another funny joke
A guy is walking along when suddenly he got his foot caught stuck in some railroad tracks. He tried to get it out but it was really stuck in there well.

He heard a noise and turned around to see a train coming. He panicked and started to pray, “God, please get my foot out of these tracks and I’ll stop drinking!”

Nothing happened, it was still stuck, and the train was getting closer!


He prayed again, “God, please get my foot out and I’ll stop drinking and cussing!”

Still nothing ….. and the train was just seconds away!


He tried it one more time, “God please, if you get my foot out of the tracks, I’ll quit drinking, cussing, smoking and having sex with all the women I meet.”

Suddenly his foot shot out of the tracks and he was able to dive out of the way, just as the train passed!

He got up, dusted himself off, looked toward Heaven and said, “Thanks anyway God, I got it myself








Before the marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don’t even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

Now after the marriage. You can read it bottom to top leaving last line.







She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

Now after the marriage. You can read it bottom to top leaving last line.



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