Funny Joke-how to get out of a speeding ticket.( sorry 4 the bad punctuation, I !
Question: D=driver C=captain O=officer:A policeO pulls a guy over for speeding&asks the following questions
O:May I see your license
D:dont have one,got it suspended when I got 5th DUI
O:May I see the owners card
D:Its not my car I stole it
O:The car is stolen
D:Ya..I think I saw it in the glove box as I put my gun in there
O:Theres a gun in the glove box
D:Ya Thats where I put it after I shot&killed the lady who owns this car&stuffed her in the trunk
O:Theres a body in the trunk
D:ya
officer calls da captain&The car is surrounded by police&captain comes to the car
C:can I see your license
D:Ok
C:Whos car is this
D:mine Heres the owners card
C:open your glove box so I can see if theres a gun in it
D:ok but theres no gun in it
no gun in the glove box
C:open your trunk I was told theres a body in it
D:Ok
trunk opened&no body
C:I dont understand The O said you said you didnt have a license,stole the car,had a gun in the glove box&there was a body in the
D:I bet that lyin sob said I was speeding 2
Answers: D=driver C=captain O=officer:A policeO pulls a guy over for speeding&asks the following questions
O:May I see your license
D:dont have one,got it suspended when I got 5th DUI
O:May I see the owners card
D:Its not my car I stole it
O:The car is stolen
D:Ya..I think I saw it in the glove box as I put my gun in there
O:Theres a gun in the glove box
D:Ya Thats where I put it after I shot&killed the lady who owns this car&stuffed her in the trunk
O:Theres a body in the trunk
D:ya
officer calls da captain&The car is surrounded by police&captain comes to the car
C:can I see your license
D:Ok
C:Whos car is this
D:mine Heres the owners card
C:open your glove box so I can see if theres a gun in it
D:ok but theres no gun in it
no gun in the glove box
C:open your trunk I was told theres a body in it
D:Ok
trunk opened&no body
C:I dont understand The O said you said you didnt have a license,stole the car,had a gun in the glove box&there was a body in the
D:I bet that lyin sob said I was speeding 2
lol, thats funny
good one. wouldn't want to try that in real life though.
EXCELLENT,,,,ha ha
lol, funnnnnyyy!!!!
That's hilarious lol I might have to try that one time. You got any other jokes?
lol yeah ilike that one i heard it before
haha