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Question: One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little
boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his
mouth and asked,
"Do you know what it is?"
"No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom
before he goes to work."
That's when a little girl at the back of the room yelled,
"Spit it out! It's a piece of ***!!"
Answers: One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little
boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his
mouth and asked,
"Do you know what it is?"
"No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom
before he goes to work."
That's when a little girl at the back of the room yelled,
"Spit it out! It's a piece of ***!!"
yea i agree. wat is it a peice of!? i will star you if you do. i think i know wat it is but im not sure.
that was funny
I wonder whether the principal knows what's going on in the classrooms...
that was okay
It's a piece of what??? tell me!!! I'll give you a star if you do.
Haha
haha thats funny!
* that is very funny!!
that was funny. thx 4 making me laugh
u get a star!!!
yea, piece of what? I'll star you too
Funny..here's onr for you...
Getting old..
One day, three elderly golfers were having their weekly round when the 60-year-old said, "Well, life sure gets tough when you get on in years."
His 70-year-old companion asked what he meant. The younger man said "Well, every day I wake up at 6:00 am and want to pee, however, no matter how I try it wont come. I run water, shake it, but nothing happens."
The 70-year-old finished putting, thought and said, "Man, you got it easy. Every day I wake up at 6:00 and want to poo. No matter how hard I grunt and strain, no luck. Even medicine doesn’t work."
Their older partner, an 80-year-old who had been quietly listening decided to speak up. "You’re both lucky. My problems are much worse. Every day I pee at 6:00 and every day I poo at 6:05."
His friends looked at him and asked, "How can that be so bad?"
The older man replied, "I don't wake up until 6:30."
Newbie its a piece of as#
Funny! 100!
That's funny!