PLEez read mera jokes?!
Question: 1)Boy to God,"GOD GIVE ME 1 bag FULL OF MONEY, A JOB, 1 BIG VEHICLE FULL OF GIRLS. GRANT my wish." GOD: "Tathaastu, ur wish is fullfilled, u r a bus conductor
2)An Indian guy named " Anantharaman Subbaraman " arrived at the New York airport and ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hours for the authorities to call his name. He got fed up and went to them and asked why they haven't called his name yet. They said that they have been calling him for the last 2 hours as " Anotherman Superman"
3)Dad to son : When I beat u, how do u control ur anger? Son: I will start cleaning the toilet Father: How does it satisfy you? Son: I cleans it with ur tooth brush...
4)Ladki patane ka tarika = Chupke se uske peeche ja kar use darao, agar vo hasi tho samjho pat gayee..agar gussa hui tho jor jor se chillao..deedi dar gayee, deedi dar gayee...
5)What is the difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying... & the other ensures you Continue to do so!!
Answers: 1)Boy to God,"GOD GIVE ME 1 bag FULL OF MONEY, A JOB, 1 BIG VEHICLE FULL OF GIRLS. GRANT my wish." GOD: "Tathaastu, ur wish is fullfilled, u r a bus conductor
2)An Indian guy named " Anantharaman Subbaraman " arrived at the New York airport and ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hours for the authorities to call his name. He got fed up and went to them and asked why they haven't called his name yet. They said that they have been calling him for the last 2 hours as " Anotherman Superman"
3)Dad to son : When I beat u, how do u control ur anger? Son: I will start cleaning the toilet Father: How does it satisfy you? Son: I cleans it with ur tooth brush...
4)Ladki patane ka tarika = Chupke se uske peeche ja kar use darao, agar vo hasi tho samjho pat gayee..agar gussa hui tho jor jor se chillao..deedi dar gayee, deedi dar gayee...
5)What is the difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying... & the other ensures you Continue to do so!!
wat do u mean MERA JOKES...!!!
asss..most of these r stolen and old...
hehehe!!!! nice ones!
someof them r stolen..but some r nice too!!
good!!
lol?
ha um only the 3 and 5 were funny
ok...
have a star,,,ha ha ha
that 'plz read mera jokes' was funny.....i liked the way u put it......n yeah i really liked da jokes.....cheers.....
:)
lol
Ok
I have heard all your jokes for the first time. You made me laugh yaar. They were all very fuuny. Especially 2, 3 & 5.
Thanks.