Solve this riddle ???!
Question: there is this wife and husband that live together and love each other very much....but one night the wife shot her husband and drowned him then she took him out to dinner that night ...how is this possible ?????
Answers: there is this wife and husband that live together and love each other very much....but one night the wife shot her husband and drowned him then she took him out to dinner that night ...how is this possible ?????
The wife is a photographer! She clicked his photo and developed the prints herself!!!
she took him out to dinner before drowning him
She shot and drowned him and took him out to dinner in the same night.
She shot a PICTURE of him and took the real husband to dinner. YAY, points for ME!!! hey, no fair! Brainz beat me to it
First, she took him out to dinner, then drowned him...
Unless she took his corpse out to dinner...
she shot his twin and took her husband to dinner -.-
Cannot get it!
Here's one for the laugh...
Expensive parrots:
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says, "The parrot to the left costs $500."
"Why does the parrot cost so much?" the customer asks.
The owner says, "Well, it knows how to use a computer."
The customer asks about the next parrot and is told, "That one costs $1,000 because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system."
Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot and is told, "That one costs $2,000."
Needless to say this begs the question, "What can IT do?"
The owner replies "To be honest I’ve never seen it do a thing but the other two call him boss!"
She shot a picture of him, soaked the picture in water, the woman is a professional photographer.
she shot a picture of him
yea. im going with everyone else. she "shot" his picture. good one.
She took a shot of him on her digital camera and dumped water on his head for it. Then she took him to dinner for thanks