Blonde joke....star if u like it?!
Question: A blind man enters a bar. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler.
Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy thinks a moment and says, "No. I have to explain it five times."
Answers: A blind man enters a bar. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler.
Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy thinks a moment and says, "No. I have to explain it five times."
Blond's have got to be the most put down people on earth. And NO you don't have to explain things to me five times!!! You'd have to explain it ten times. lol. jk
Hahahhahaha That was great, Only cause it was true!
hahahah!
good one. =]]
This joke has been on Yahoo about 20 times. So by now I have seen it so many times before that it is not even funny no more.
Funny! 100!