A rabbit hops into a pub and asks for a pie?!
Question: A rabbit hops into a pub and knocks on the bar *knock knock knock*
The barman asks what he would like
"I would like a pie" says the rabbit
"sorry mate only beer here" replies the barman
so the rabbit hops back out of the pub.
The next day the rabbit hops into the pub and knocks on the bar "knock knock knock"
The barman asks what he would like
"I would like a pie" says the rabbit
"only beer is sold in this pub" replies the barman
so the rabbit hops out of the pub.
The next day the rabbit hops into the pub and knocks on the bar "knock knock knock"
The barman asks what he would like
"I would like a pie" says the rabbit
"LOOK! I HAVE TOLD YOU BEFORE WE DONT SELL PIES ONLY BEER!, NEXT TIME YOU COME IN HERE ASKING FOR A PIE I WILL NAIL YOUR TAIL TO THE BAR!" shouts the barman
Once again, the rabbit hops out of the pub.
The next day the rabbit hops into the pub and knocks on the bar "knock knock knock"
Answers: A rabbit hops into a pub and knocks on the bar *knock knock knock*
The barman asks what he would like
"I would like a pie" says the rabbit
"sorry mate only beer here" replies the barman
so the rabbit hops back out of the pub.
The next day the rabbit hops into the pub and knocks on the bar "knock knock knock"
The barman asks what he would like
"I would like a pie" says the rabbit
"only beer is sold in this pub" replies the barman
so the rabbit hops out of the pub.
The next day the rabbit hops into the pub and knocks on the bar "knock knock knock"
The barman asks what he would like
"I would like a pie" says the rabbit
"LOOK! I HAVE TOLD YOU BEFORE WE DONT SELL PIES ONLY BEER!, NEXT TIME YOU COME IN HERE ASKING FOR A PIE I WILL NAIL YOUR TAIL TO THE BAR!" shouts the barman
Once again, the rabbit hops out of the pub.
The next day the rabbit hops into the pub and knocks on the bar "knock knock knock"
why does the rabbit want to be nailed to the bar?
I am not a stupid idiot there is nothing wrong with me and you know what the rabbit is stupid because it wants pie and to be nailed to a bar and guess what else! Rabbits dont eat pie or talk and it is a stupid joke Report It
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