RIP you will be missed?!
Question: Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Answers: Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Looovveeedddd ittt!!!!!!
I worked in a bakery for a few years awhile back, and my nickname was Doughboy at work. I am short, and wore white uniform and apron with a white baseball cap.
I LOVE puns and wordplay, so this made it doubly special and nice.
Got a nice laugh, needed it tonight.
awww, he was my favorite icon
That's Funny! =D
LOL! Thanks, I needed a laugh! :)
Soooooooo cute!!!!
lol funnnnnnnnny
fun-ny!
lol good one star 4 u!
This was well worth the read!
thanks for the smile
WHAT WHAT!!!! starts crying WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!
Cries more
DOOOOOOOUGH!!!!
That was great!!!!! Did you make that up?
Now...this one I gotta print! And maybe frame....
Printing...printing...
I'll be sure to send flours as well.
awwwww..........that is so cute!!take a star (i'd have starred more if i could..) thanks, that did cheer me up..