I dont get this sopposdly funny joke. Explain?!


Question: it goes exactly like this. I dont get it. Explain please?


3 men died one day and came before St. Peter at the pearly gates.

1st man was asked, so how many times did you cheat on your wife? Man says, oh, about 50 or so..., so St. Peter lets him in and gives him a pinto to drive.

2cd man arrives, and St. Peter asks how many times he cheated on his wife. Well, I'd say about 25 or so. St. Peter opens the gates wide and gives him a camaro to drive.

3rd man came to the gates and St Peter asked, so how many times did you cheat on your wife? I never cheated at all, sir, he replied. Peter rolls the gates wide and gives the man a brand new Rolls Royce to drive.

Sometime later, the other 2 guys find the 3rd guy bawling his eyes out beside the road. "What's wrong?", they asked. "You got the good car to drive!"

I know, replied the 3rd man, but I just saw my wife go by, and she was on SKATES!


Answers: it goes exactly like this. I dont get it. Explain please?


3 men died one day and came before St. Peter at the pearly gates.

1st man was asked, so how many times did you cheat on your wife? Man says, oh, about 50 or so..., so St. Peter lets him in and gives him a pinto to drive.

2cd man arrives, and St. Peter asks how many times he cheated on his wife. Well, I'd say about 25 or so. St. Peter opens the gates wide and gives him a camaro to drive.

3rd man came to the gates and St Peter asked, so how many times did you cheat on your wife? I never cheated at all, sir, he replied. Peter rolls the gates wide and gives the man a brand new Rolls Royce to drive.

Sometime later, the other 2 guys find the 3rd guy bawling his eyes out beside the road. "What's wrong?", they asked. "You got the good car to drive!"

I know, replied the 3rd man, but I just saw my wife go by, and she was on SKATES!

His wife was a hockey player

The wife cheated on the rolls royce driver way more than 50 times if she's on skates.

The wife cheated on the third man (the one who got the Rolls Royce) sooooo many times that she didn't even get a crappy car, she got skates! It's actually a pretty clever joke.

I think it means that the more people who you cheated on, the less good of a car you got. She had to cheat on a lot of people to get all the way down to only being able to have skates!

the wife cheated on her husband a lot. so much that she didn't get a car, not even a crappy one, she only got skates.
haha

SHE CHEATED ON HIM MORE THAN 50 TIMES THATS WHY SHE DIDNT GET A CAR!

it means his wife cheated on him like a million times

it means she cheated on him....A LOT

meaning that the 3rd guy found out tht his wife
cheated on him too!
who knows how many times tho...

If the guy who cheated on his wife 50 times still got a car, although it was a bad one, the 3rd guys wife got skates....which is even worse than a car..so she cheated on him alot more times than 50

it means that the more times you cheated on your husband / wife the worse the vehicle you drive into heaven.He never cheated on his wife so he got a noce rolls royce, but his wife skated in so sh echeated on him like over 100 times!

she was cheating ALOT LOL

i think it means that cheating is a moral sin and when you get to heaven god will make you pay for it

The mode of transport was better the less the men cheated. The man who never cheated got the best car but seeing his wife on skates (a bad form of transport for these purposes) means she must have cheated on him lots!

lmao!
its because the more the people cheated..the crappier car they get.
and his wife was on skates..so that means she cheated...ALOT!!!!!lol

The wife had been cheating many, many times.

HAHA .. the 3rd man's wife cheated on him with multiple men. The more people they cheated on their spouses with, the crappier the vehicle or in her case rollerskates!

she cheated 50+ times while he never cheated

Everyone was given a mode of transportation based on their life. The better the life, the better the transportation they were awarded. This man saw his wife on roller skates which is one of the lowest, most inconvenient means of transportation she could get. Therefore, unbeknown to him, she must have cheated on him quite a bit.

The first man cheated the most (50) and got a crappy car. The 2nd man cheated less and got a better car.
The 3rd man didn't cheat and got the best car, but he saw his wife go by on skates meaning she cheated so many times that she didn't even qualify for a car.

she cheated on him that's way they don't play in the snow today



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