Have you herd this Christmas joke?!
Question: Just before Christmas a postman who had delivered mail for 35 years went to a blonde's house. She took him by the hand, led him upstairs to her bed, and afterward that made him breakfast, with a dollar under the coffee cup.
"Thank you," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well, I wanted to give you something for Christmas, " she explained, "and my husband said ''The postman? Screw him, leave him a dollar." But making breakfast was my idea!"
Answers: Just before Christmas a postman who had delivered mail for 35 years went to a blonde's house. She took him by the hand, led him upstairs to her bed, and afterward that made him breakfast, with a dollar under the coffee cup.
"Thank you," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well, I wanted to give you something for Christmas, " she explained, "and my husband said ''The postman? Screw him, leave him a dollar." But making breakfast was my idea!"
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Holy Molly... that was Simply Hilarious! Oh my God, I'm still laughing!!!
So he emptied his sack! Ill buy that for a dollar!
hahahhahahahahahhahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaa...
this is so funny! star!!!
I wonder if he rang twice?
nope.