Mm.. the gift that... doesn't keep on giving?!


Question: Little Johnny brought a box wrapped with a red ribbon to school, as a present for his teacher. He handed it to her.

She started to guess what was inside. "Chocolates?" she asked.

"Nope."

"A Cake?"

Johnny shook his head No.

Then the teacher noticed some liquid dripping from the corner of the box. She caught a few drops on her finger, put the finger in her mouth then said, "Ah, I know-dill pickles."

"No," Johnny said, "it's a puppy."


Answers: Little Johnny brought a box wrapped with a red ribbon to school, as a present for his teacher. He handed it to her.

She started to guess what was inside. "Chocolates?" she asked.

"Nope."

"A Cake?"

Johnny shook his head No.

Then the teacher noticed some liquid dripping from the corner of the box. She caught a few drops on her finger, put the finger in her mouth then said, "Ah, I know-dill pickles."

"No," Johnny said, "it's a puppy."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Genius!

Ewwww. Was that supposed to be pee? Lol!

lol, thats nasty.

GROSS!!! HA HA HA HA!!!
Thanks for the laugh!! : )

oh gosh!

lol... GROOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

lol lol lol lol lol

Hahahaha!! LOL!! L.O.T.F. (Laughing on the floor)!!!! That was funny how the dog pee went in her mouth. sad but funny! Thx for the joke. That was very, very funny! Good Joke! I am going to send this to other people :)

~Kairi

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh, my God! That was my favourite 'Little Johnny' just being naughty again! LMAO!!!

Sick but funny! 100!



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