Is this why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!?!
Question: The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I promised my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down too easily. Around 3 am, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to avoid conflict with him. (Even smashed; three plus nine equals12 cuckoos-MIDNIGHT!) In the morning my husband asked what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT.' He didn't seem p*ssed off. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'oh, sh*t.' Cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
Answers: The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I promised my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down too easily. Around 3 am, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to avoid conflict with him. (Even smashed; three plus nine equals12 cuckoos-MIDNIGHT!) In the morning my husband asked what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT.' He didn't seem p*ssed off. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'oh, sh*t.' Cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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lol
Lmao! Good one :D
heard that one not so long ago, its funny though
Funny
LOL... darn funny
I think its very funny keep coming up with funny jokes :)
that's hilarious but Omg I can't believe she finished it off with a fart and thought she was on the safe side lol
I haven't heard that one before, and I loved it!
It was freaking hilarious!!
lol
lol that was funny
WOW! Simply terrific! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO! Star for you!!!
omg i never heard that one before thats pretty funny i like it
Very funny!
haha ?
Loved it ha ha ha ,,,,,
it's super funny!
she's the best wife lol
woahhh funny
you effin copied that. i saw it on here like 2 days ago.
neat. someone emailed that to me about a year ago. how about an original thought?