Funniest one gets Best answer!?!
Question: What is the funniest excuse you can think of about being tardy for school/work?
Answers: What is the funniest excuse you can think of about being tardy for school/work?
The boy said, "I was walking to school, Ma'am, and when I got to the traffic light, the "DON'T WALK" sign was stuck. So I had to wait until they fixed it before I could cross the street and come to school."
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i got hit by the train that i was supposed to b on.
Question: "Why are you late to class?"
Answer: "Because the bell rang before I was in my seat"
what,s red and bad for your teeth...........................a house brick
no i just step backward while entering the class then the teacher would ask
"where are you goin? sit back!!!"
The new family in the neighborhood overslept and their six-year-old daughter missed her school bus.
The father, though late for work himself, had to drive her. Since he did not know the way, he said that she would have to direct him to the school.
They rode several blocks before she told him to turn the first time, several more before she indicated another turn. This went on for 20 minutes - but when they finally reached the school, it proved to be only a short distance from their home.
The father, much annoyed, asked his daughter why she'd led him around in such a circle.
The child explained, "That's the way the school bus goes, Daddy. It's the only way I know."
it wasn't for school but for work. Two guys left work property and were going to be late so they called and told them "the car broke down and we had to push it, while we were pushing, one crapped his pants and when they got back in the car the smell was so bad the other pucked, so they went home!!" His brother in law is a Seargent in the Marines and has it posted on his wall, saying if you can't beat that don't bother asking!
Student "Are u going to punish a person for not doing
nothing "
Teacher No Why?
Student I have not done my Home work.
The Excuse
I slept on my book while doing my work and when I woke up it was morning.
My father had taken us to an italian restaurant. He nearly choked on a meatball. I save his life but it is really late at night, and wasn't able to wake up in time to get to school on time. If she dosen't beleive me I give her the number to call the hospital. She steps out of the room, and my cell phone rings. I get my bf to answer it like she was a hospital nurse.
She comes back in the room, and apologizes for not believing me.
Someone stole my shoes.
I was walking to school when the aliens came down and abducted me, they fed information into my brain which made my brain bigger and bigger until it exploded and it weighed more than 4 solar masses thus forming a black hole I got sucked into it and I traveled faster than the speed of light causing me to create my own friction on myself which superheated me and turned me into plasma I exploded into another dimension and by the time I got back from the other dimension I was late for school. Tell the teacher this and they'll be to confused to give you detention.