I need some "innapropriate" jokes, ones that deserve thumbs down?!
Question: The worse the subject matter the better. I appreciate it a helluva lot!!!
Answers: The worse the subject matter the better. I appreciate it a helluva lot!!!
Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It scares the sh!t out of the dogs...
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: His d**k was still stuck in the chicken...
Q: What do you get when you cross a cat with a dog?
A: A pussy that c*ms when you whistle...
Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?
A: You can keep the tip...
...my brother was eating a bowl of cornflakes and I realized my scab collection was missing...
Q: What does a woman's @sshole do while she is having sex?
A: He's at home watchin the kids...
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because he was dead.
Do you mean bad jokes?
If so, here are some:
Q: How do you make Holy Water?
A: Burn the Hell out of it!
A penguin walks into a bar and asks the barman if he has seen his brother. The barman replies: "I don't know, what does he look like?"
Q: Why did the lobster blush?
A: Because the sea weed!
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: It was stuck to the chicken's foot!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens hadn't been invented!
Q: What's the difference between a greedy person and a toaster?
A: One takes the most, and the other makes the toast!
I hope this is what you were looking for.
Lolly xx
a man1 goes into a bar on a 10Th floor and sees a man2 the man2 jumps out the window then he comes back up the window and says you try then the man1 says no way you have strings do it again so man2 jumps out the window then comes back up threw the window. man1 said you have stings or something he feels the man2 and finds not strings and then looks out the window and sow nothing strange he then said OK ill go he then jumps out the window and falls to the ground and dies. man2 laughed and sat down the bartender said " superman your an *** hole when your drunk"
heres another
there were 3 nuns in the church 2 were crying 1 was laughing the preist walked up 2 a crying 1 and said 'why are u crying' the nun said i killed some 1 ,the priest said go drink from the holy water so he went up 2 the 2nd crying nun and said why are u crying she said' i stole a car' and he told her to drink from the holy water 2 then went up 2 the laughing nun and said why are u laughing she said' i peed in the holy water'
Q) how do you get 20 dead babies into a 5 gallon bucket?
A) a blender
Q) how do you get them back out?
A) doritos
(wow that's nasty)
(try telling this one to a cop)
Q) what's the difference between a porche and a pile of dead babies?
A) there's no porche in my garage
Q) what do you tell your girlfriend if she has two black eyes!
A) nothing, you already told her twice.
just to let you know, im not some sick-o, these are just some jokes i heard