Yuck, This is a Yuckie news article...(110% Fake)?!
Question: BERKELEY, California. Like many non-profits, the Cannibal Rights Association has tried a variety of fund-raising tactics over the years to keep itself afloat. "We've had raffles, bake sales and car washes," laughs Executive Director Wilson Donovan. "Anything to keep the lights on and get our message out." That group's mission is a simple one, he says. "To paraphrase Barbra Streisand, cannibals are people--people who need people. It's what we need them for that makes us unique."
The group's financial problems came to an end last December, however, when it published The Donner Party Fun Food Recipe Book just in time for the holiday shopping season. "People buy cookbooks when they can't think of anything else to give, and everybody needs finger food recipes for their holiday parties," Donovan notes. "In hindsight, it was a stroke of genius."
Answers: BERKELEY, California. Like many non-profits, the Cannibal Rights Association has tried a variety of fund-raising tactics over the years to keep itself afloat. "We've had raffles, bake sales and car washes," laughs Executive Director Wilson Donovan. "Anything to keep the lights on and get our message out." That group's mission is a simple one, he says. "To paraphrase Barbra Streisand, cannibals are people--people who need people. It's what we need them for that makes us unique."
The group's financial problems came to an end last December, however, when it published The Donner Party Fun Food Recipe Book just in time for the holiday shopping season. "People buy cookbooks when they can't think of anything else to give, and everybody needs finger food recipes for their holiday parties," Donovan notes. "In hindsight, it was a stroke of genius."
For a fake article its pretty funny.
I'm going to take your word for it. Thats too many words for me. sorry. oh yea ha ha ha ha lol lol.