OK here is another funny joke??do you agree its funny??!


Question: Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. By the way, I have a large rotweiler inside named Killer; he won't bother you. I also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!"

Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ignored the repairman, but the whole time he was there, the parrot cursed, yelled, screamed, and about drove him nuts.

As he was ready to leave, he couldn't resist saying, "You stupid bird, why don't you shut up!"

To which the bird replied, "Killer, get him!"



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Answers: Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. By the way, I have a large rotweiler inside named Killer; he won't bother you. I also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!"

Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ignored the repairman, but the whole time he was there, the parrot cursed, yelled, screamed, and about drove him nuts.

As he was ready to leave, he couldn't resist saying, "You stupid bird, why don't you shut up!"

To which the bird replied, "Killer, get him!"



GIMME A STAR! if you liked it..

i gave u a star! cuz it deserves 1! SNOW KID RULEZ!!!

Good one!

nice...

haha nice

yeah very funny! :o) here's a star *

hahahahaha

Good one.........

:-)

i heard that one to before

LOL thats pretty funny. That says something, because I'm like Simon Cowl of the joke.

Have a few stars ******

that was funny lol i liked that! and ya got a star! :)

Lovely stuff!

do get a joke book wrote, why not apply for a comedy talent show, your jokes are so so good ive starred you hun

I gave you a star! Great joke! Hahaha! Funny=D

haha...that's funny.

Hilarious. :) I love your jokes!

lol...parrots are always trouble...nic joke snow kid...*STAR*



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