The Blonde and the Final Exam joke, ok??!
Question: The blonde reported for her University final examination which consisted of "yes/no" type questions. She took her seat in the examination hall, stared at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration took out her purse, removed a coin, and started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half an hour she had completed the exam while the rest of the class was feverishly continuing to work. During the last few minutes, she desperately began throwing the coin, swearing, and sweating. The instructor, alarmed, approached her and asked if there was a problem. "I finished the exam in half an hour," she replied, "Now, I am rechecking my answers."
Answers: The blonde reported for her University final examination which consisted of "yes/no" type questions. She took her seat in the examination hall, stared at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration took out her purse, removed a coin, and started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half an hour she had completed the exam while the rest of the class was feverishly continuing to work. During the last few minutes, she desperately began throwing the coin, swearing, and sweating. The instructor, alarmed, approached her and asked if there was a problem. "I finished the exam in half an hour," she replied, "Now, I am rechecking my answers."
Great Joke. Laughed my A** off. And to the one who made a comment about people who tell blonde jokes are haters.... I'm a blond and I LOVE hearing blonde jokes. People should have a sense of humor about jokes. They are meant for a laugh and shouldn't be taken seriously. Just relax and enjoy :)
Thats a good one, the ending suprised me
Give me a best answer cause i was first to answer
lmao...toooo funny
Those blondes never seize to amaze me.
Good joke.
seriously, its a waste of typing time....
Ha Ha that was great
that was very cool , i needed that laugh , got any more ?
I really like that! LOL I just heard another super funny blonde joke. This is it:
A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet."
So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."
The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"
l:o)
I have a good blond joke: There was a girl who was always put down for being a blond. she got F's in here classes and married an O.K man. But she wanted to prove to her husband that she is not going to be stereotyped for her hair color. She thought that if she painted the house her husband wouldn't think she was dumb. So when the husband went to work she started to paint. When the husband got home she was sweating and panting. The husband asked her why she had put on 2 jackets on.
She said on the back of the can it said "for better use put on 2 coats"
ur just jelus cuz were sexier