A child's trip to the zoo?!
Question: Jake loved his animal books so much, his mother decided to take him to the zoo.
She drove to the zoo, and as they entered, he took off running towards the first exhibit, the rhinos. Jake marveled at the size of these creatures.
All of a sudden, the rhino flops out at starts taking a leak. The boy is curious and asks. "MOM!!! "What is THAT!!!"
Very embarrassed, the mother placed a hand over the child's eyes and led him away, telling him "it's nothing, Jake. It's nothing".
She promised they would return another time, and quickly headed home, where Jake would scream and cry, disappointed with his last zoo visit. His mother gave a pleading look to her husband, who reluctantly agreed to take the boy.
Sure enough, Jake ran straight for the rhino. And as before, the creature flopped out his bits and relieved himself. Jake pointed and cried, "Daddy!! What is THAT?"
His father replied, "That's his privates, son".
Jake said "How come mom said it was nothing?"
--"well son, your mom's spoiled
Answers: Jake loved his animal books so much, his mother decided to take him to the zoo.
She drove to the zoo, and as they entered, he took off running towards the first exhibit, the rhinos. Jake marveled at the size of these creatures.
All of a sudden, the rhino flops out at starts taking a leak. The boy is curious and asks. "MOM!!! "What is THAT!!!"
Very embarrassed, the mother placed a hand over the child's eyes and led him away, telling him "it's nothing, Jake. It's nothing".
She promised they would return another time, and quickly headed home, where Jake would scream and cry, disappointed with his last zoo visit. His mother gave a pleading look to her husband, who reluctantly agreed to take the boy.
Sure enough, Jake ran straight for the rhino. And as before, the creature flopped out his bits and relieved himself. Jake pointed and cried, "Daddy!! What is THAT?"
His father replied, "That's his privates, son".
Jake said "How come mom said it was nothing?"
--"well son, your mom's spoiled
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